Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Does he make House calls?



First off, I would just like to let everyone know that I am alive and well. Thank you all for your touching concern and trying to get me appointments to see a Dr. House. I never got to see this Dr. House but the prognosis is the same:

I do not have a concussion. My head really is full of whales.

And stress, snot, crazy thoughts, perverted dreams, insecurities, angels and demons, hope, anger, fear, free coffee, pain, sex, Homer Simpson qoutes, a T-Rex song, love, and a few green peas I believe I stuck up my nose when I was four years old. Or maybe it was last week.

Anyhoo, if anyone is curious at all to what they may find in their own heads (I warn you, it's scary), check out the book YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD. It may also enrich and improve your life.

But yes, on a more serious note, I don't believe I have a concussion but just a combination of numerous things that lead to me feeling like I might die at any minute. Hopefully it will pass and not sneak up on me four years down the line, when I attend my high school reunion and pass out on the dance floor. This has always been a fear of mine. That and people coming up to me and saying "you look exactly the same!" Hmmmm. Actually, I think that might be a good thing.

23 comments:

Kass said...

I would rather people not recognise me at a high school reunion, how boring would it be to be exactly the same as you were in high school.

Oh, and I've had a hypocondriactic (obviously not a real word? lol) brain tumour for the past 10 years.

Wanderlusting said...

See, I was thinking more along the lines of being the same weight I was in high school.

But if that can't happen, I hope I finally receive my "Rocket Scientist" diploma I ordered from one of those late night tv ads that show unrecognizable ex-tv stars who tell you that you too can learn to be a Highway Patrol Man through 6 weeks of correspondance.

Anyway, without that diploma, how the hell am I supposed to impress people?

Wanderlusting said...

I hope no one from high school reads my blog. Otherwise, they might not believe me.

Wombat & Aspen said...

There is quite a lot going on up there.

Women never cease to amaze me.

Kass said...

Well, what else is there to change? Were you always a blonde? Maybe get something temporary pierced for the reunion? Become emo/a goth? lol How about having a sex change?

Kass said...

Hey! I've got it! Grow a moustache and join the circus!!

Wanderlusting said...

Well, as luck would have it, I do have a fake moustache and eye patch that I found at my parent's house last night.

Wait. Hmmmmm. There was something odd about that last sentence.

amanda jane said...

not to be a downer.... but you've looked the same since you were 6.... just now you're a bit curvier (which you were in highschool).... glad to hear you don't have a concussion! Too bad... I love that Dr. House... Such a jerk...

.... ahh what a turn on!!

amanda jane said...

.....I'll believe you

Yeah...yeah.. I remember now... it was that time you went and became a rocket scientist!!

I WAS THERE PEOPLE!!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!

Kass said...

so maybe you should become a pirate then? you have 3 years to achieve this task. onward!!

Wanderlusting said...

Wombat - if you think there's a lot going on up there, you should see...erm. I'm not going to finish that sentence.

Amanda Jane - Are u saying I look like a 10 year old? GASP. Is that why my 5th grade crush recognized me???
THAT'S IT! I am going to post a picture of me at 10 and a picture of me now and then we'll see...oh, we'll see.

Kass - Arrrrrrr. No matter where I go in life, there are so many signs telling me to turn to Pirateism.

Kass said...

Yes a pirates life is for us all. Show us the pictures!

Janellerific said...

Glad to hear you don't have a concussion. I had one once...I got it while snowboarding. Then, I fell on my ass and cracked my tailbone. It wasn't the best day of my life to say the least. The best part was how my ex was so mad at me all the way home for ruining HIS day. Ha.

Having a whale in your head must suck. I personally can't move my body today. I'm in agony, but a wee part of myself is proud for doing the boxing thing anyways. I'll be doing it again on Thursday night. Hopefully by Friday I'm dead so I don't have to do it again.

Plus, I was a pirate for halloween last year...it was so sexy. This year I'm going as the chicken lady from Kids in the Hall

Wanderlusting said...

I wanna do boxing! I'm watching people play Fight Night 3 right now and I wanna put on the virtual gloves and pound a few people around here.

amanda jane said...

are you saying that when you were 6 you looked like you were ten??? I'm confused....

Don't put the brunette pictures up!! Then you will foil my plans....

HA! Plans! I mean Ideas... Or my analogy... I mean.... the resemblance is clear!

.... FORGET IT!!

I'm lost and confused!

amanda jane said...

maybe i'm dazed .....

Wanderlusting said...

I thought u said Grade 6.

But AGE SIX? That's even worse!!

And what brunette pictures? I was never brunette. tsk, tsk.

amanda jane said...

oh no... never a brunette.... what was I thinking?!?!?

Wanderlusting said...

you weren't thinking, you were dazed and confused.

Rachel said...

Hope you are feeling better. I didn't read your blog for a bit and missed all of the drama. I won't comment on that other than to say it seems that you learned one of TLC's Life Lessons.
You can't become an official pirate until next year. You missed International Talk Like A Pirate Day by a week. You can become an unofficial pirate and just grab booties instead of stealing booty.

Wanderlusting said...

I love The Learning Channel! Maybe they will have a show on how to be a pirate...a lot of people would tune in I would imagine.

But for now, I'll have to be content with stealing booty. I cane always give it back when I'm done.

almost famous kiwi said...

I love House, Im totally obsessed, Ive been watching all the first season on DVD does anyone here remember Chase (Jesse Spencer) from Neighbours, just me, ok. Do you know who else is cute.... Dr wilson, so adorable, does anyone remember him on "Dead Poets Society". I wish House would give me a house call

Wanderlusting said...

Ah yes, I remember when Dr. Wilson was trying to tell the story of him and Kevin Spacey doing The IceMan Commeth on Broadway to Dr. House and how Spacey fell asleep on stage.

This wasn't in the show though.