The other day I was writing a blog post for another blog...not this blog and not my other, other blog, but someone else's blog. Anyway, with all these blogs I'm writing for, no wonder this one gets sadly neglected. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH WRITING I HAVE TO DO EACH DAY?! A lot. Sorry I yelled.
There's actually SO many things I could and should blog about here. Mainly travel stuff. But that involves going through tons of photos. I just need one full day with nothing to do, but I never have a day that I shouldn't be doing something. 'Tis life.
Anyway, this took a lot of work though, so APPRECIATE IT, damn you.
I've gone back through the 5.5 years of this blog and compiled the funniest, most interesting blog posts I've ever written. Wanna step back in the WAY BACK MACHINE? READ ON:
Ghost Touring Portland - Perry Palomino Style
Speaking Of...Actual Perry Palomino Style
A List of Unintentionally Scary Movies Go ahead, judge me
My Magical Night with David Copperfield (or the post that started it all)
Why My Name Keeps Coming Up With David Copperfield When You Google Me (/facepalm)
A Typical Day In My Life
Overrated VS Underrated
Why I Should Never Travel Anywhere EVER - (note that the list has not been updated since 2006 - oh, there's more)
Why I Blog
I Like Praise. I Don't Like Bank Robberies
Interviewing Anna Paquin (phoners are hard!)
My Most EmBARRASSing Moment
Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free
My driving habits
I was a PS3 Game Tester
How I handle job interviews
The Beauty Myth
I'm Good at Procrastinating
Digging the Grave
Ten Stupid Things Women Do
I Am SMRT
Do Opposites Attract?
People That Annoy Me