I just had a most wonderful weekend which consisted of drunken antics at a rock concert, 3 AM Denny's, my childhood best friend's Staggette party (my first one ever)...
...and much-needed and profuse amounts of giddy, high-schoolesque making out. Sigh. Honestly, a lot can be said for some good old-fashioned action. None of this "let's jump down each other's pants right away" business, but just slighty innocent tonsil hockey on the side of a busy downtown street - or outside of Denny's. It's a forgotten art, I tells ya!
I would love to elaborate more (though you are probably happy I'm not because I would only make you feel disgusted) but I am afraid I am under the influence of being in a happy bliss bubble, so I will just leave you with a post about Facebook that I contributed to Peter deWolfe's blog Burt Reynolds Mustache on Friday. Enjoy!
12 comments:
Oh la la! Sounds like you're having heaps of fun! 3am Dennys + Tonsil Hockey = much fun!!
There is nothing wrong with enjoying the simple pleasures of hooking up. So many people neglect this I believe you are right about it being a lost art. Have fun while you can because when you get like me in a marriage moments like that are few and far between!
There is nothing wrong with being happy...in fact its a good thing.
But I am still not sure about this Facebook thing yet?
Aww.. I'm so happy for you! Happiness is so nice! Especially after shit hits the fan so to speak :)
It's a forgotten art, I tells ya!
It is. I thought there weren't any guys left who would go for your pants straightaway. *sigh*
would not, of course.
so glad things are on the up! Just one question - how the heck do you disable the 'online now' thingy on facebook? That would just do me the world of good... :)
making out is so under-rated. sex is great. sex is awesome. but making out is pretty damned nice too.
Tonsil Hockey!
My kids are driven crazy EVERY darn time my wife and I do that with them (even in a different room!)...
And vegas princess...
Sorry you dont experience it any more.
Try surprising your hubby when he walks in tomorrow. See what happens?!
Good luck
though you are probably happy I'm not because I would only make you feel disgusted
Wait, what? That's where you stop the story? Is there a link I can click to read the rest?
I feel cheated.
3 AM Denny's is the best. We need you to elaborate more on the story. ;)
I think I hate it when you're happy. You forget your internet family!
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