Friday, July 28, 2006

Laws of Physics be Damned!

All right, I have a mild dilemma...This is my "living room":
This is my "kitchen":
And this is my bedroom:


The problem is as follows...how am I going to fit 20 people into a 435 square foot studio apartment? Standing room only, I suppose...btw, if anyone has any folding chairs, be a doll and bring them. Otherwise some of you are going to be sitting on the toilet.
Speaking of, I only have one. So if one of you wants to bring a porta potty as well, be my guest.

6 comments:

jeff and ross said...

(Ross)
I think i may have a solution. Have you ever been in a Japanese Prisoner of War camp, Joey? Make a POW camp theme for the party and people can piss in the corner and sit on the wooden floor. Anyone that complains will get bamboo up the fingernails; It'll certainly help me feel more at home.

Wanderlusting said...

I've been to POW-themed parties before and I must say, I wasn't too impressed.
Plus, with all the shit on the floor, you can walk away with a real nasty foot infection.

Wanderlusting said...

I should add that Surely you can't be serious...

jeff and ross said...

(Ross)
I am serious and don't call me Shirley...Yay!

morris said...

G'day,

I have just added your link, but I have one small request. Could you please change the name of the link to my blog to 'The Greatest Blog Experiment,' as that is the actual name of my blog.

thanks

Morris

almost famous kiwi said...

I had a similar delema this friday night for Alexs surprise party, but it always helps when people who said theyd show up with friends dont show up so then you have lots more space. When do you get your phone!!!!!!!!!! Lots to talk about. T-Joe if you're out there, you suck!