Monday, July 17, 2006

All in a day's work

Sometimes I only have to leave the office to realize I don't have the typical job. I was just sent to get the mail. Along the way I was able to peek into Mark Wahlberg's trailer. I also saw a dog dressed in a racoon suit. They were training him to walk like a racoon...I watched this for a few moments with a security guard who found it all too amusing. The other day, a loud explosion rocked our offices and the building shook for a few seconds. I thought it was an earthquake. Turns out they were blowing up Vampires for the TV series Blade in the studio next door.
I know when I first got the job, I was asked if I could call up George Clooney's manager. Well, that hasn't happened yet, but here are some folks I contacted today:
-Halle Berry
-Benicio Del Toro
-Patricia Clarkson
-Rachel McAdams
and, of course, Mark Wahlberg.
This week I also have to ring up Pierce Brosnan, Chris Cooper, David Duchovny, Sam Mendes, Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith and Joshua Jackson.
And to think I used to get nervous just calling up the pizza place.

6 comments:

jeff and ross said...

(Ross)
All I'll say is that if you call Wahlberg after seeing him doing whatever he was doing with a dog dressed as a racoon in his trailer, then maybe parting company is the best thing we could do.

Wanderlusting said...

Is that because you want Wahlberg and his racoon/dog all to yourself?

sicko.

madame n said...

I think Mark Wahlberg can call me anytime.....and we'll go to PLAYLAND!!! Stay on the rollercoaster!!! FUN! FUN! FUN!

You're so LUCKY......

jeff and ross said...

(Ross)
Fairground is ok, but just don't take him to the zoo, whatever you do. He is a sick, sick man.

BionicBuddha said...

Interesting assignments...I wonder who would have the best telephone manners?


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Wanderlusting said...

Well, knowing how celebrities are, I'm going to have to go with the dog/racoon. It seemed pretty down to earth.